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24 September 2010 @ 09:39 pm
best thing (not) on earth; 2min; 24/9  
Best Thing (Not) On Earth; 2min; Fluff/Crack; G; wc: ~ 313
When some fly to the moon, get married and some choke on Mexicana chicken, all in a day.

Key, Jonghyun and Onew's eyes were glued on the television at home, worried about their two missing maknaes.

".. Join us next week at, MUSIC BANK!" The female host's voice brought an abrupt end to the encore performance.

"Wow, I didn't know they cut our encore like that." Key blurted.
Onew nods, but pays attention to the news broadcast, as Jonghyun answers the ringing doorbell.

"Yay, must be chicken."

"You're thinking about chicken, now, hyung?" Jonghyun sighs, pays for the box of chicken, lays it on the coffee table, while listening to same old news over the droning voices.

They bite on the chicken, already sick of the smell of fried poultry and the sick smell of oil swirling in the air— and in their mouths, but if that's what Jinki wants, it's actually hard to reject his request.

"... Scientists have found two living humans on the Moon today with their Moon Shuttle 2MIN-209990, and it's confirmed that they are from Earth, and they went to moon to hold the most unique wedding on Earthor in this case, out of Earth."

Key's eyes get wide and his eyes gets poked by his long fringe, Onew coughs loudly on the dry chicken halfway down his throat, and Jonghyun splutters out one full mouthful of Coke.

"Hey hyungs!"
"It's Taemin— he's on TV, Taemin Taemin Taemin..." Key chants, flipping hair away from his eyes, hoping it's all a dream.
"Hey hyungs, are you watching this?"
"Minho— how dare you bring our maknae to the—" Jonghyun yells to the television set, slipping over the Coke on the wet floor. "MOON!"
"We got married, hyungs ah!" They wave, and Onew gags, grasps his throat and say something inaudible.

Onew drinks Coke, Jonghyun passes Key a hairband and take a bite of chicken, and they all sigh in the messy living room.

Life is cruel.

o.o thank you to monkeh_lee for the unique idea of '2min got married on the moon' but since i already did a wedding fic for 2min , i skipped the scene .

ハンナkingheechul on September 24th, 2010 08:24 pm (UTC)
HOMFG! this is weird. Haha but I would love to see them get married on the moon. ^^
♕: minho-icon2sohye_x3ctmh on September 25th, 2010 07:16 am (UTC)
i know this is weird , lololol .
Anneanhtangxd on September 24th, 2010 11:32 pm (UTC)
Moon Shuttle 2MIN-209990 LOL when I read that I was like HOMG 2min went to the moon! This was awesome LOL <3~
♕: taemin-1sohye_x3ctmh on September 25th, 2010 07:17 am (UTC)
i wanted to do a keysmash for the spacecraft name but it'd be weird LOL
Anneanhtangxd on September 25th, 2010 01:26 pm (UTC)
LOL XD I don't think its that weird.. xD
akariakari_hayashi on September 25th, 2010 01:57 am (UTC)
WTF. The moon?! Lmao. How did they ever find the money? Lol. Poor hyungs. I am sobbing right here with ya.
♕: hee-1sohye_x3ctmh on September 25th, 2010 07:46 am (UTC)
i bet they robbed sment of their money .
icelingulelucidwolfe on September 25th, 2010 02:35 am (UTC)
this is some weird shit (in a great way) lols <3
♕sohye_x3ctmh on September 25th, 2010 07:47 am (UTC)
ikr ;-;
LuciferGirl97elfrulezforever on September 25th, 2010 06:30 am (UTC)
♕: taemin-3sohye_x3ctmh on September 25th, 2010 07:47 am (UTC)
thank you ^-^

and your icon ... kills
gogothgirl: BAMF Space Cadetsgogothgirl on September 25th, 2010 10:11 am (UTC)
what the-- this is some weird shit right here. but damnn.. lemme tell you that this makes more sense than the economy paper i had to do. seriously.

you make my day, bb <3

...well. you and the boys.
and chicken.
bugger now i want chicken.

(here, have a star trek icon)
♕: sohye-heechulsohye_x3ctmh on September 25th, 2010 10:17 am (UTC)
ikr !

i like how you group me and the boys together .

wee star trek 8)
monkeh_lee: chumonkeh_lee on September 25th, 2010 12:21 pm (UTC)
LOL!they must take like weeks to get to the moon.
SMENT wun let them go play for so long de..HAHA

its true true chu~*
♕: minho-bb3sohye_x3ctmh on September 26th, 2010 08:07 am (UTC)
omg your userpic . !
xxxhitomixxxxxxhitomixxx on September 26th, 2010 01:17 am (UTC)
First of all, I love your banner thing!
Taemin is sexy there! <3
Second of all, this fic rocks!
This is soooo funny and I love how Jjong and Key sort of switched roles. Jjong being the mother and Key being the speechless brother/friend.
Onew Condition! Still luv u Onew.
Minho and Taemin are freakin awsome!
They got married on the moon. The MOON!
Hell yah!
Now I want to get married on the moon to Minho, Taemin, and other Korean hotties.
You are like the best 2Min shipper out there.
I love the other 2Min writers but for some reason I only comment on yours.
You rock and can't wait till ur next story.
♕: pic#104519129sohye_x3ctmh on September 26th, 2010 08:08 am (UTC)
thank you ! ^-^

I want to go get married on the moon too ! T_T

Ah , no no I'm not the best but I guess I write more regularly than the other writers I think .

Thank you so much :D <3